The businessman sketch involves two male cast members, one who is famous. The Businessman in the sketch repeated boasts things, following them with “because I’m better than you”. This continues to build with the second cast member becoming more and more depressed. The sketch ends with the business man rising to his feet, exposing himself on national live television.
The first time I dreamed it up, this occurred on accident with myself and Alec Baldwin on stage (I’m an SNL cast member in these dreams). It was promptly stopped by Lorne and the censor.
The second time, last night, Alec insists that the sketch (which I wrote) is brilliant and wants to perform it. He himself is also a cast member for some reason. Alec convinces the camera men to follow along. They film him performing the sketch (I duck out of frame to save my job), then it turns out the local children’s choir is performing and the audience is full of kids.