As you may know, I wrapped "Stickfield, Kansas", and since my interest in posting it has waned. This is mostly due to how I've had to submit it, by copying and pasting the various pages together and submitting one long deviation to save space. That's why I haven't updated for a very long time.
Also, I'm starting college in two weeks, and expect to have no free time.
This is my situation. What I'm going to end up doing is withdrawing from the internet. Right now, I spend roughly two hours a day on the web. This is time I may not have in college.
I'll be on when I can, but unless something unexpected happens, I won't be as active as I once was on this site. So...yeah.

The businessman sketch involves two male cast members, one who is famous. The Businessman in the sketch repeated boasts things, following them with “because I’m better than you”. This continues to build with the second cast member becoming more and more depressed. The sketch ends with the business man rising to his feet, exposing himself on national live television.
The first time I dreamed it up, this occurred on accident with myself and Alec Baldwin on stage (I’m an SNL cast member in these dreams). It was promptly stopped by Lorne and the censor.
The second time, last night, Alec insists that the sketch (which I wrote) is brilliant and wants to perform it. He himself is also a cast member for some reason. Alec convinces the camera men to follow along. They film him performing the sketch (I duck out of frame to save my job), then it turns out the local children’s choir is performing and the audience is full of kids.

Following my high school Commencement today, I'm going to Walt Disney World and will be gone until Sunday.

My life is so great it makes me sick.

Today is my birthday. I am 18.

If that's shocking, it means I've been doing a good job to try and be intelligent.

Joined the twitter.

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